Three notes walk into a bar:a C, an E-flat, and a G. The bartender says he doesn’t servce minors. So the E-flat leaves and the C and G have a fifth between them.
Found this in last month’s Reader’s Digest (March 06) “Laughter, The Best Medicine” section.
I read this somewhere else, in some magazine?
A guy shows his friends his newly moved in apartment.
They ask whats the Gong and hammer items in bedroom.
“Its a talking clock”, he replied.
He wacks the hammer producing a thunderous clash.
“Knock it off! Its one in the morning!”, came a shout from the wall beside.
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